Mr & Mrs
Are you married? People ask me this a lot. Not because I hang out at the end of bars looking for fun but mainly because I don’t wear a...
How (Not) To Cook
For the most part, I don’t mind keeping Ned Stark as a husband. He’s earnest, genuine and mildly amusing company but at least once a...
If We Took A Holiday...
McGarrett (the little brother) turned 30 over the Bank Hols (welcome to the life of a thirtysomething, you old git!) and it made me...
Mummy Said The F-Word
I was changing Daenerys this morning when she started squealing: ‘Mummy! Your hands are facking cold…’ ‘Excuse me?’ ‘Facking cold…’ I...
The Name Game
What's in a name, eh? Here's a factoid for you: I'm not overly keen on my name. Since Kristens Stewart, Wiig and Bell have come on the...
School Runnings
Urrrrrggggaarrrrghawwwww….. Did you hear that? That was the collective sound of millions of parents across the land who sent their kids...
Half Baked
So birthday season is over in my house. What? ‘Tis a whole season of birthdays? Why, yes…let me explain. Because I met the King of...
#4: Mum vs Food
So for those of you who eat right, eat well, Instagram your dinners out and who make their own pasta…look away now. Because this blog is...
#3: Playing Mummy
If you’ve come here looking for pictures of dresses I’ve sewn, tips on calming techniques to soothe grouchy toddlers, or general smug...
#2: The Kids
So, post #2 starts here. I'm going to hit the ground running here and flood this blog with a bit of what to expect. In short, these...
