Everybody Hurts
So I want to tell you about the last two weeks of my life. They were fucked up. Proper fucked. Before anyone gets worried, everyone is...
Mr & Mrs
Are you married? People ask me this a lot. Not because I hang out at the end of bars looking for fun but mainly because I don’t wear a...
How (Not) To Cook
For the most part, I don’t mind keeping Ned Stark as a husband. He’s earnest, genuine and mildly amusing company but at least once a...
If We Took A Holiday...
McGarrett (the little brother) turned 30 over the Bank Hols (welcome to the life of a thirtysomething, you old git!) and it made me...
Mummy Said The F-Word
I was changing Daenerys this morning when she started squealing: ‘Mummy! Your hands are facking cold…’ ‘Excuse me?’ ‘Facking cold…’ I...
